Title:	You Want Buy Shoes
Featured on	Missing Pieces
Lyrics by	Danny O'Brien & Eric Wahl

It's big and it's yellow, it scares all the children
Buy your own mousse, buy your own mousse
Bullets bounce off and deflect into space
Buy your own mousse, buy your own mousse
It's curly like curls are, it's tall like buildings
It's coming right at you, it's heading your way

It's round and it's textured, it scares all the dancers
Buy your own mousse, buy your own mousse
Flies are immobilized and fall to the floor
Buy your own mousse, buy your own mousse
It's yellow like blondes are, it's big like Godzilla
It wants to befriend you, and borrow your car

Industrial hairspray is specially ordered
Made in Japan and imported by boat
Transported by truck and delivered by mailman
Arrives on her doorstep each day right on time

It's tall and it's curly, it scares all the neighbors
Buy your own mousse, buy your own mousse
Even the jackass next door flees in terror
Buy your own mousse
It's better than a helmet in bicycle crashes
It wants to teach you how to dance (How to dance)

Industrial hairspray is specially ordered
Made in Japan and imported by boat
Transported by truck and delivered by Elvis
Arrives on her doorstep each day right on time
Each day right on time
Right on time