The other day I had a little headache
I'd been thinking too hard for too long
I knew it would go away sooner or later
I'd go about my business and just try to get along
So I drank some coffee and it made my headache worse
Tried to get some work done and it made my headache worse
Who'd have thought my circumstances could be so adverse?
How come everything just seems to make my headache worse?
Listened to the radio and it made my headache worse
Turned on MTV and it really made my headache worse
What in heaven's name did I do to deserve such a curse?
How come every single little thing just makes my headache worse?
Jesse Jackson gave a speech and it made my headache worse
Martha Stewart made another million and it made my headache that much worse
It's like my grandmother once told me, life is perverse
How come everything just seems to make my headache worse?
But just when I thought I would never feel ok again
Just when I thought nothing could alleviate my pain
Just then I thought of the girl that I love...
And it made my headache worse
No matter what I do it makes my headache worse
It don't matter what I try, it make my headache worse and worse
I don't know what to do to make this trend reverse
(Lord, he was angry...)
Everything single thing I do just makes my headache worse